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YouTube

A place for people to share engaging and entertaining content mixed in with a cesspool of garbage (primarily children's Nursery rhymes, DO NOT CALL STEVE MINECRAFT AT 3:00 AM SCARY CHALLENGE GONE WRONG 2017, How to get FREE fortnite VBUCKS just give parents credit card info, and other things like that). If you happen to be a mega corporation, expect to be protected from all sorts of criticism and to be able to financially ruin any small creator for showing two fucking seconds of footage you technically own but not really. Don't worry; they can't do jack shit about it. Youtube is also known for their piece of shit business practices such as removing dislikes to shield corporations from criticism and censoring anything to get precious money from daddy China.
Did you hear that YouTube removed dislikes?

Yeah, they want to protect small crea-

You're fucking dead to me, Phil.
by Frenchbread_2727 July 20, 2022
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Youtube is a place where you can watch people that you like to watch. if ou have never heard of youtube stop get some help.
Jack: Hey what are you watching?
Nick: I am watching Minecraft
Jack: what are you watching it on?
Nick: on Youtube duh
Jack: oh my gosh I need to get Youtube
by Owls121609 December 8, 2020
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A controversial full-service restaurant where tipping more money to the waiter means that your stomach can hold more food—even when it actually only means that you know/suspect/are aware that the waiter ought to have higher wages and nothing else. This is similar to how the YouTube algorithm interprets subscribing to more channels as having more time to watch videos.
Navigating YouTube is like dining at a full-service restaurant where every tip just makes the waiter richer, but somehow I end up feeling like I’ve ordered a buffet I can’t finish.
by Emotional Cruiser August 7, 2025
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Nowadays, youtube has become a medium for some folks to rant about what they dont have the heart to say in person to somebody.
Some people are turning youtube into an unhilarious joke (which is the worst kind of joke).
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020
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YouTube Influencers

Power-hungry sub-human garbage who think they are societies "normalizers" and extra-judicial "accountability police."
Hym "Now... I wonder why it kept saying 'servers down...' after I tried to post that 'Biased Lawyer' bit... But when I deleted the 'YouTube Influencers' part it went through... Let's see..."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
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A place where teenagers hangout and watch videos that can be good or cringe as hell
Hey wanna come over to my house and watch YouTube?
by CarDoesYT July 19, 2022
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The 2d best website in the world, in my opinion.
"YouTube is lit."
by zinc_47 January 18, 2017
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