construction johnson

Big ass penis that's doing work

Girl, he used his construction Johnson all night and I am satisfied

by TaintSaint March 29, 2016

Hobo Johnson

When you have sex in public with a homeless person and leave them some change for them afterwards.

I just performed a hobo Johnson with that homeless man over there.

by Naplessaddict June 24, 2019

Johnson

Another word for penis

Boi he be havin biiiiiiggggg Johnson!

by Gmaurer July 10, 2019

Hayes Johnson

The best boyfriend to ever have in history! Blonde, sweet, cuddly, and absolutely HOT!!!!!!! Pleasures you so well you will be soaking wet, you will love this guy.

"Hey Jordyn, isn't that your man, Hayes Johnson?", Person #
"Hell yeah!!!", Jordyn

by yellowkotekpineapple July 11, 2019

Hayes Johnson

The most amazing boyfriend ever!!!!!! Lovable, sweet, and especially HOT!!!!! Pleasures you so well, you will be soaking wet!!!

"Hey, isn't that your man Hayes Johnson?", Person 1
"Hell yeah!!!", Person 2
"Then go get him!!!!", Person 1

by yellowkotekpineapple July 11, 2019

Johnson

A kid that is strong nice and honest and don't mind to fight

Yo johnson wannafight- johnson: say your last prayers

by Gsibeue shnsvsusbeb November 10, 2019

Johnson Jacket

A condom

“ hey before we fuck in the asshole lemme use a Johnson jacket

by Lil circumcised November 24, 2019