Ever cooking with your girl and you spill some condiments on your little man? Boy do I have the solution for you, don’t let a drop go to waste. Blowjob with ranch on the dick. Savory and sloppy. Creamy in multiple ways.
“Damn I spilled ranch on my dick! Might as well put it to good use why don’t you give me some hidden valley head?”
by Bammy secca March 15, 2024
Get the Hidden valley headmug. by Super Fox January 22, 2014
Get the wet valleymug. A hot desert valley below sea level located 160 miles east of san diego.
The only real border town and also the most hispanic county in california. The most hispanic incorporated town however is salinas.
Most of the land here is agricultural despite the heat and lack of rain
Hot asf in the summer, most unemployed county by percentage in the US (23%).
Is what it is, im not hating. just a unique place overall. Cause you'd find me here before you'd find me in the bay area (worst part of cali)
The only real border town and also the most hispanic county in california. The most hispanic incorporated town however is salinas.
Most of the land here is agricultural despite the heat and lack of rain
Hot asf in the summer, most unemployed county by percentage in the US (23%).
Is what it is, im not hating. just a unique place overall. Cause you'd find me here before you'd find me in the bay area (worst part of cali)
Person 1: "where do u live vato"
Person 2: "El Centro located in Imperial valley"
Person 1: "Atleast you don't live in san jose or san francisco"
Person 2: "El Centro located in Imperial valley"
Person 1: "Atleast you don't live in san jose or san francisco"
by blackbandana433221 September 7, 2022
Get the Imperial Valleymug. by N8_the_GR8_3603 January 11, 2019
Get the My armpit is a valleymug. The act of using an elongated toilet to go to the bathroom, either via sitting or standing, where the elongated portion of the toilet oval opening is longest left to right, and shortest between near and far. This is usually done because of the opulence of this particular relief configuration. Also, a seated version could be referred to as "Side-Saddle."
I am not some sort of peasant! I am going to use this urine receptacle Napa Valley Style like any true member of class! Now fetch me some decorative towels to wipe my genitals on.
by MattyOnIce February 19, 2021
Get the Napa Valley Stylemug. by Ortance ivy September 12, 2016
Get the valley talkmug. Little country town in south central Oregon where there’s vast fields of green. A destination where the locals know each other by name and famous for cowboy dinner tree. As old as time and sightseeing from beginning of time.
Don’t come here we don’t want you here.
Quit stealing stuff to, your pissing people off.
Don’t come here we don’t want you here.
Quit stealing stuff to, your pissing people off.
by Sagebrush Boy July 21, 2023
Get the Christmas Valleymug.