Twat Torpedo

Noun: A tampon

Flow’s in town! I have to change my twat torpedo before I hit the road!

by Linda Bonita April 10, 2021

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Specky Twat

Someone who is overly annoying

P1 : YA SPECKY TWAT

P2: I agree

OI YA SPECKY TWAT

by speckytwat May 4, 2022

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1. A horny person in search of female genitalia.

2. A person on the hunt for a female to have sex with.

3. One who trolls social media or the streets looking to get laid.

4. A nickname relating to a male person who sleeps with many women- may be labeled as a womanizer or a 'man whore'.

One should always be cautious of whom they meet online, they might be a sexual predator... an online twat bot.

by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022

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what a twat

some dumb fuck with no common sense.

oh shit look its john, what a twat

by realsigma33 May 18, 2022

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Swan Twatting

When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge

"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

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