Twat Swatter

A girl who prevents her friend or friends from getting laid; the female version of a cock block

caitlin is a major twat swatter tonight

by Thaddeus buttshaft July 16, 2011

Twat-stain

1. The signature red stain on a girl's undergarments.
2. Anyone and everyone who you do NOT like.

1. The twat-stain on that hooker's panties made my dick about as hard as a banana peel.
2. That twat-stain put chocolate pudding on my nipples while I was furiously masturbating!

by xPedobearz April 28, 2011

Twat shot

A snap shot of the pussy also known as the twat. Most often found in the sorted of sexting

Man I got a nice twat shot last night

by Smithert April 6, 2019

Waddle Twat

A woman with excessively long labia. Like Camel toe that has gotten really flabby.

She should NOT be wearing that spandex, you can see her waddle twat.

by Inkslinger419 April 24, 2019

twat spreader

twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door!

The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.

Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"

Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.

*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine

"Bro look at that dime on the twat spreader, i think she isnt wearing panties..."

My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.

by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014

Twat lint

Random fuzzies or hairs that fall out of the vag area

Damn, who left twat lint on the toilet seat again?

by Tater27 January 18, 2018

Swan Twatting

When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge

"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022