Troll Syndrom

A progressive genetic condition effecting Hispanic woman in their late twenties and thirties. Characterized by a shortening in stature, morbid obesity, drying of skin, and sour demeanor. A reduction or loss in ability to speak English, even if previously known, is also common.

Often looked down upon in the Hispanic culture, these women seek refuge as "professional yard sales associates".

Dude what happened to Yolanda?
She got Troll Syndrom
Sad...she used to be great at The Waterfall Of Shame

by The collectiveish September 6, 2010

Troll phobia

Fear of driving over bridges due to the belief that trolls live underneath them.

I screamed as I drove over the bridge because of my troll phobia

by Troll hater August 22, 2012

ditch troll

An aesthetically unpleasing woman.

'Fuck me was battered last night. Ended up with a right ditch troll'

by Steve September 23, 2003

trolling

when your mom comments on your Facebook status with the intention of starting stuff. It can be really annoying, but it's fun to accuse her.

"mom I posted that status a minute ago, and you're already trolling

by shortguy95 December 27, 2011

god of trolls

the one and only legendary troll that has never been trolled before and has successfully trolled all he trolls

the god of troll is arising, hes gunna troll us! maybe if we ignore him we can stay alive

god of trolls : hello foolish humans
human : /ignore
god of trolls : i see you're ignoring me
human : /ignore
god of trolls : hey isn't that your mom pissing at the rooftop?

the man looks at the rooftop, there was no one there

human : theres no one there
god of trolls : look carefully
human : theres no one fool!
god of trolls : another one bites the dust

by god of trolls November 1, 2010

cave troll

A computer programmer with no people skills. Is hidden in the backrooms of the office at all times.

That coder has the people skills of a toadstool. What a cave troll!

by Glamourgal June 5, 2005

Facebook trolling

When someone updates their facebook status, only to get people to comment and "like it." Commenly updated with witty song lyrics, or generic statements like, "Boys suck!"

Wow, this is the tenth time she's updated her facebook status with song lyrics, she's facebook trolling.

by BeefBot April 18, 2010