weed thoughts

next level thinking you can only access when your high on marijuwania.

Hey guys!

What gav?

if water is reflective, and we are 96% water, why am i not a mirror?

Hahah, gavs having weed thoughts!

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

Weed Skinny

weed skinny

"I went to Lisbon for a year and smoked weed like every day and I lost a lot of weight so now I'm totally weed skinny."

"Wiz Khalifa is definitely weed skinny."

"Did you know weed makes you skinny? - oh, so you get weed skinny!"

"Weed skinny is a thing."

by Thomkov September 22, 2019

prick weed

someone who is both a arrogant and physicaly weak

mak that little asshole is a shitbag

ya hes a real fucking prick weed

by stephen shaw August 3, 2007

Gang Weed

"Gamer Joker, also known as Gamers Rise Up and We Live in a Society, is an image macro series featuring depictions of the DC Comics supervillain Joker accompanied by intentionally edgy or cringeworthy captions. The memes typically praise video game enthusiasts and criticize women named Veronica who friendzone them in favor of dating "jocks". Examples of the meme are frequently submitted to the Gang Weed Facebook page."

Source:
KnowYourMeme - Gamer Joker

Dude #1:"We live in a society where getting friendzoned by Veronicas is normal. GANG WEED help me fight for equality."
Dude #2:"How many layers of irony are you on?"
Dude #1:"Like maybe 5, or 6 right now. My dude."
Dude #2:"You are like a little baby. Watch this: Z U C C."

by SYLVER SECOND July 24, 2018

Resident Weed

Slang term used for George W. Bush, referring to the fact that he was appointed P(Resident) and isn't quite as smart as a bush (Weed).

Harvard (could be competition between Harvard and Yale) professors estimate Weed's IQ at around 77, though many people aren't convinced he can count that high if prompted.

Resident Weed, or President Bush, is probably the stoopidest president the United States has ever had the pleasure of making fun of.

by Kevin Michael Zabbo October 5, 2005

corn weed

hairy part of the corn

ass1: that old dude harvesting those corns must be soo high right now
ass2: yeaahhh.
ass1: if only corn weed be legal here in Wisconsin

by chadick October 16, 2008

Tumble Weeds

those things that blow by in tv shows when something is abbandoned or nothings happening...

-i'm bored
-ya there's nothing to do
-look there goes a tumble weed we must be in the middle of nothingville!
-fo sizzle!

by coca October 30, 2003