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Evan

IS THE RUDEST, ANGRIEST, MOST DISRESPECTFUL PIG THAT LOOKS LIKE AN AMARADILLO WRAPPED IN PIG GUTS THAT IS SO LONELY EVEN THE HOMELESS ON YHE STREET DONT WANNA TALK TO HIM. SAYS THAT GIRLS AND WOMEN ARE UGLY
“He is such an evan

“Why”
“He disrespects women
by Lana dady October 3, 2022
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Evan Bxrici

Evan Bxrici is the name of a man with a huge ego but good hosting abilitys. He occasionally be stupid but he don't no fucks. Also, he says amoguptheasspoundedpeepeetoucherassite a lot.
Oh its a Evan Bxrici, hes gonna be a personality.
by coolMaxdog123 June 21, 2021
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Evan

A dick. He is not truthful at all, he will break your heart any chance hey gets. Most girls like him but he doesn’t care AT ALL. When you remember to get him a Christmas present, HE WILL GET YOU NOTHING.i
WOW YOU ARE SUCH AN EVAN, is your name Evan because you reminded me of one YOU DICK
by Anonymous Person 123 February 22, 2019
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jenny evans

Is a hoe who sleeps 14 times with 7 different guys times in 6 months. She is so desperate that she goes for older pedophile 19 year olds. She is a thief that will give you autism if you look at her.
by Jenny evans July 23, 2019
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evan combs

To be the whitest boy around who live off his daddy's money for his whole life. Occasionally tries to rap but ruins it.
Husband: hey honey I think we need to start thinking about of financial future.

Wife: what do you mean sweetie?

Husband: I want to make enough money so we can ensure our children can be Evan combs.
Wife: wow you're so right baby! This is why I married you. I can't wait to push out 5hose white babies of yours.
by Evan combs December 5, 2019
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Evan

A terribly cute guy that will steal your heart. Evans are mostly middle school players that have dated every girl in their grade. Don’t let them in because they will break your heart and date your family members!
Guy 1: yo do you know who Evan is?
Guy2: who doesn't he has dated every girl in our grade.
by Drama alert 101 October 6, 2019
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Evan

Nobody loves him, hes short and annoying and racist and he cant play hockey
Girl : omg its evan! RUNNN!
Evan : *racist*
by ImMarriedToBillyLoomis May 17, 2022
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