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by 5ze7xr6 July 7, 2021
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Noodle Monkey

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile
Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey
by anonymous July 24, 2025
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Noodle loaf

Loaf of bread made out of chicken penis’s, fly vomit, and snail butthole
I tried noodle loaf today and it tasted like dusty blinds
by Upsidedownelaphantboobs April 3, 2021
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Chicken Noodle Suit

A suit made of chicken noodle; not appropriate for the office.
You don't wear no damn chicken noodle suit in here!
by Someguyorperson July 2, 2023
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Noodle Texting

Damn look at that noodle texter.....

What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....
by Puddle guts October 8, 2023
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Dimitri Noodles

Dimitri Newls is a skinny lax and tennis player who is also very good at basketball. He is a HypeGod who will post a video on Snapchat of their one assist in a game.
Did that kid tell everyone to pull up to his JV basketball game on Instagram? He is for sure a Dimitri Noodles.
by Jimmy Gregfarts February 19, 2020
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