Some nonsense that my sixth grade english teacher was obsessed with. He's slightly insane, and never told us what low hanging fruit actually meant. Often used in combination with "don't play yourself"
by anonymous May 4, 2022
Get the Low Hanging Fruitmug. When you're walking or hiking and have to pee but can't afford to stop, so you turn around and start walking backwards so that you can pee while you walk without getting pee on yourself. The maneuver is named after your exposed cock and balls resembling a turkey beak and waddle. Also called a "walking turkey" or "hanging donkey."
I had to pee during that marathon but didn't want to lose any time, so I turned around and pulled a lil' hanging turkey.
by relentlessbukkake September 1, 2022
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Get the thigh hang lowmug. by Tony_0678 August 24, 2017
Get the hang themmug. A teenagers initial typo of “wanna hang” that baffled adults and now has various meaning from sailor to slut with a boyfriend and probably drugs.
by Aussiemamacuss February 23, 2021
Get the swab a hangmug. by Taggtothemax January 15, 2018
Get the mole hangmug. by JohnyNoCash December 15, 2021
Get the Hang Tenmug.