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Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.
Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”
by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021
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mog goblin

A person who won’t stop mogging. They will mog in public, in pictures, even by themselves. They mog to a point where you might need to ask if they are doing ok
Holy shit Bro can you stop mogging for two seconds! Your being such a mog goblin right now we aren’t even in public!”
by ASAPpinneaple May 15, 2024
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love goblin

A love goblin is a child who is unruly and out of control.
by Trophy maker December 15, 2023
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Crohn’s goblins

The little goblins running through terrorizing your colon when you have the shits.
Where is Russ? He’s at the shitter again, the crohn’s goblins are terrorizing him today.
by Cornhole hunter April 17, 2025
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goblin strat

Jeffrey Smith is doing the goblin strat for free! OH man! Let me get get a tur!
by noahellis May 13, 2021
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Goblin

Similar to a troll, a Goblin will post a statement that is obviously controversial, incorrect, defamatory, etc, on a social media platform in order to trigger an emotional response from people but instead of doing it for the reason of feeding off negativity, they do it for reason of acquiring klout and getting more clicks for their platform.
"that dude obviously knows what hes saying is messed up but it will obviously get him more shares and attention on tiktok sick of these goblins on here, try doing something original"
by Ro-BoWombo January 26, 2022
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Home goblin

A decrepit creature that dwells in its home environment, surviving off pigeon meat and peanut butter. Refuses to go to the office due to their addiction to triggering mouse traps on their genitals
Bro, my flatmate is such a Home Goblin, all I hear from his room is mousetraps going off
by hiknouse420 February 9, 2023
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