car and watch disease

A disease in which a person spends the majority of their time thinking about cars and watches

Tom-“Dude if I get that new job, I’ll be able to afford a 2019 A4 and a Rolex Submariner.”

Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”

by WinnDixie December 24, 2019

Middle Class Disease

An irritating, socially transmitted condition of petulance, loathing, and in some cases guilt caused by a comfortable, middle class upbringing. Also sometimes referred to as "MCD" or "McD"

Have you ever noticed that most communists and socialists throughout history have a severe case of middle class disease?

by S. Anthony September 10, 2016

EC Disease

A disease where an individual’s happiness comes from food or the idea of consuming food.

Cass and Em have EC disease.

by Emory B January 8, 2021

One hole disease

Every time you miss your target by one hole in soft tip darts usually by a man named Dave.

You are suffering from one hole disease.

by Wood beer hunter April 16, 2019

Nostalgia’s Disease

A disease characterized by suddenly going back to things that one enjoyed in the past

After buying some Star Wars action figures I started suffering from Nostalgia’s Disease

by YuOfTheNight June 25, 2019

fartsonsins disease

a disease where your penis is so large it can't fit in a toilet

My grandpa has fartsonsins disease.

by psendrom June 8, 2021

Spotto disease

It’s caused by a type of jelly fish in kewarra beach to sting you and create a blue rash all over your legs it can only harm people who have been stung though other people can get this rash.

Spotto disease caused by kewarra beach jelly fish.

by Spotto disease December 13, 2021