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Lana Del Rey is a WHALE
by Cardibisbotched April 5, 2025
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skank whale

A large she-beast.

The woman whose creases swallow strong men whole.

Usually red of hair, likes to dance like a hippo. Skank whales are known to eat small children.
Skank whales are stupid. Usually so stupid they think they are actually smart. Known to be carriers of every known venereal disease.
That skank whale just keeps talking...I think she shit herself eeeew!
by therealdedloc July 17, 2017
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whaling

To utter a prolonged, inarticulate, mournful cry, usually high-pitched or clear-sounding, as in grief or suffering. Similar to wailing but this applies to fat, ugly leftards NPCs.
The whaling of the NPCs after Trump's victory is a sign of TDS.
by Mr T squared January 26, 2020
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Homosexual Whale

An easily offended fat person who is most often gay.
Listen dude no offence but you were being such a homosexual whale back there
by Whalejokesatyou November 13, 2016
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Orange Whale Owner

The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.
Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."

Friend: "Cool story bro"
by ICECHART September 8, 2012
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whale backing

Having sex with an obese women in the "doggy style" position.
Last night I got so drunk I went home with that fat girl and whale backed the shit out of her. It was like trying to paint the Vatican with a No. 2 pencil. That will be the last time I get so drunk that I go whale backing
by grinch Nathan October 2, 2013
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Whaling

Whaling is a game where a couple of friends go out on the town and try to hook-up with larger women. When they spot a larger woman they all yell "Thar she blows!" The last guy to yell the phrase, had to then try to hook up with the woman.
Hey guys, who wants to go out "Whaling" this weekend. Last weekend I picked up a 400 pounder.
by ManOnFire3223 February 16, 2024
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