Poo Bitch

The person who uses a public restroom directly after you do. Sinking in the bouquet of rancid odors you had left behind for him.

I didn't realize my poo bitch was dancing around waiting for me to finish dropping hammer until I got out of the stall.

by Pierre Duegles September 28, 2018

poo masty

The act of masturbation while excreting feces so that as the semen is emitted from the penis in an orgasm a poo is shot out of the anus at the same time, creating intense euphoria.

Ohh man I had the best poo masty 10 mins ago, there is semen on the floor

by RORYKNIGHT October 16, 2008

Chode poo

When you do a poo which has a wider girth than length.

Oh my god she did a chode poo and forgot to flush it!!!

by number one swan January 21, 2010

Poo jealousy

The jealousy one feels after one of their friends or family has taken a dump.

Tom: Mate I just took the biggest rumple dumplestiltskin ever.
Simon: F you Tom, I've been waiting for hours to lay some cable and I haven't even seen as much as a turtle head.
Tom: Don't let your poo jealousy get the better of you mate. You'll be touching cloth in no time.

by Urban Armour June 6, 2009

poo palace

A temple of ass. A tabernackle of toosh. A place where ass flows like the Salmon of Capistrano.

We was headed to the poo palace for my boys bachlor party.
After work I was headed to take my throne as king of the poo palace.

by Alfonso Montemayor July 24, 2006

Poo Head

A term used when swearing is not acceptable.

When one can think of nothing else to say to call someone.

Edward chamberlain is a poo head.

owww... your a poo head!

by lollyspop December 23, 2010

poo dreads

When a man with a particularly hairy arse doesn't wipe properly, leaving a pooey residue around the rectum. When left the poo on the arse hair hardens and causes the hair to tangle up like a dread lock.

Woah, check out that hairy motherfuckers crusty poo dreads!

by Vincentw00t September 28, 2005