This is the masculine realm of the friend zone. She wants to be friends like one of the guys? Well here’s how that goes down.
1. We will come over at random hours of the day to crash on the couch and raid your fridge.
2. When I do a crime, you have bail money.
3. You ask me if I want to grab a bit or eat to drink. You’re buying. Look your just buying overall till informed of that come up I’ve been working on.
4. You will hook us up with your friends, sisters, cousins, and any female you may know. Even your mom may get the stiff one if hot enough.
5. I am not your kids uncle. This is in case we smash. Last thing you need is kids saying your smashing their uncle.
Really, we become that douche bag you’re friend zoning us for. Y’all just don’t understand some of the blood, sweat, and tears we have gone through with our friends. Trust me, you don’t want that in your life. The Bro Zone is the safest bet.
1. We will come over at random hours of the day to crash on the couch and raid your fridge.
2. When I do a crime, you have bail money.
3. You ask me if I want to grab a bit or eat to drink. You’re buying. Look your just buying overall till informed of that come up I’ve been working on.
4. You will hook us up with your friends, sisters, cousins, and any female you may know. Even your mom may get the stiff one if hot enough.
5. I am not your kids uncle. This is in case we smash. Last thing you need is kids saying your smashing their uncle.
Really, we become that douche bag you’re friend zoning us for. Y’all just don’t understand some of the blood, sweat, and tears we have gone through with our friends. Trust me, you don’t want that in your life. The Bro Zone is the safest bet.
P1: Hey, wyd wya?
P2: Chilling at the “Bro Zone”. Watching the house while Kate is at work.
P1: Word....you smash that yet?
P2: Yeah, and the bag of chips in the kitchen. Sipping a juice box and about to roll one up.
P2: Chilling at the “Bro Zone”. Watching the house while Kate is at work.
P1: Word....you smash that yet?
P2: Yeah, and the bag of chips in the kitchen. Sipping a juice box and about to roll one up.
by #Stillbilly January 05, 2021
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by TroyBoy666 October 06, 2019
A guy who adores the barstool culture way too much. In the winter, he will be seen typically with grey sweats and timbs. All year round, you bet he has a red sox hat with a huge "B". He is definitely a piece of shit but in Massachusetts its seen as cool and most college girls love it. They are probably always liking the barstool & totalfratmove instagram/twitter posts and tagging their friends in them too. They come out of the womb with a jersey of some team for the daydrink and they treat it like it's a national holiday and chanting is encouraged. Tom Brady is their world and don't you dare disrespect him. (El pres is cool tho, not his fault but just the culture)
Brad: "Saturday's ARE FOR THE BOYS! USA! USA! USA!"
Every normal person (that's not weird or a piece of shit): "What a barstool bro"
Every normal person (that's not weird or a piece of shit): "What a barstool bro"
by kguz April 20, 2017
Hmm, I don't even know how to start off. Cheeze Bros, they are so amazing. Cheeze Bros are very Commited to their broship. It takes a certain person to be a Cheeze Bro. You have to worship Cheezus, he creates Cheeze Bois. If you have a fellow Cheeze boi who is your best bros, then you become Cheeze Bros. If you have a Cheeze Bro keep them. My Cheeze Bro, he is the best bro I have ever had. I am so grateful for my fellow yellow. He is a little higher in the Cheeze Boi system. He goes by the name PePe Cheeze, he has a Cheezy pp. It's very impressive. But anyways, Cheeze Bros arch enemy are Cheez dudes. If you be a very bad Cheeze Bro then you become a Cheez dude. They're fucking assholes. There isn't that many Cheeze Bois out there so if you find one stick with them. You may get lucky and they become your Cheeze Bro.
by Bixch February 20, 2019
The ultimate friendship that can't be broken they fight together like batman and robin all the girls love them but they can't accept.The hypebros are sick at all video games an shit like that
We are hype bros for life!
by ChazHype December 19, 2016