Swamp Donkey

Man with very large sized hands.

Look at that incredible specimen of a man, he's such a swamp donkey.

by Ajbonham January 22, 2018

Swamp ‘n a boulder

When a girl curls up so there is a divit made in her stomach and the boy jizzes in it enough to make a pool or swamp.

My girl is asking to do a swamp ‘n a boulder tonight. It’s weird dating girls from Florida.

by SWAMMMPYIE January 23, 2018

Swamp Hick

A hick lookin fellow that looks like he came from the southern swamps.

Man 1: Did you heard bout Clifford?

Man 2: naw what bout cliff what that boy do now?

Man 3: looked like a real swamp hick wrestlin that gator for bout 3 hours I’ll tell ya fo’ free!

by Awisko January 24, 2018

dirty swamp

a word that’s commonly used when a green ogre sneaks through the window into your bedroom to fuck ya asshole, cum into it and then dip it’s HUGE green willy into your tight ass, leaving their dick just as dirty as their swamp;);)

alex: i heard something really loud in your bedroom last night! what was it?

amelia: oh, that was shrek stretching out my asshole & giving me a dirty swamp!

alex: oh lucky, ya dirty hoe!

by ilikesmoltoes January 29, 2018

Swamp Nug

A swamp nug is the act of putting a dipski in the lipski or putting a pinch of chewing tobacco in your lip. Noun or Adjective depending on how you use it.

Joe looks like a swamp nug.

by Panda 🐼 December 30, 2016

Swamp Toad

To have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your dick.

Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"

by Beeeeeeen Doveerrrrrr April 8, 2012

Swamp Donkey

Noun. An extremely unattractive person.

"I met my new housemate today. He's a total swamp donkey".

by Simox August 5, 2011