Screaming Ballast

A phrase to describe a wife or girlfriend who doesn't like being driven around at high speed, berates your driving or generally gets scared in the passenger seat.

"Went for a blast around the country lanes, would have been more fun without the Screaming Ballast nagging me too slow down...."

by Puffinchops6618 January 8, 2021

Screaming Dave

As there are Karen's...a "Screaming Dave" is a guy who appears to be flipping out in a panic induced freak out.

We got a real Screaming Dave over here, that guy is literally foaming at the mouth.

by PizzaGuy420 February 13, 2021

Steaming

Drunker than drunk, you can’t see strait and you (from experience) knock on your neighbour’s door asking if they have any spare lightbulbs

Person 1: Mate how the fuck did these pink fairy’s get in to your gaff?

Person 2: Your fucking steaming

by Some-mentle-cunt January 24, 2021

Screaming asshole

When one surprises another with their gaped asshole (bent over) while screaming to draw attention to the act.

Fred: I just got out of the shower and Joe was waiting for me around the corner with a screaming asshole
Steve: Damn Fred, how deep in did you see?
Fred: It was a deep screaming asshole for sure

by Quazis March 21, 2021

Sneaking a J

When you find someplace to sneakily masturbate

"Aren't you a little too old to be sneaking a j in the john"? -Gintama

by AltSeize April 6, 2021

spreading the data

Spreading The Data or STD, as per the Acronym App is a method of ensuring that data stored on a network of servers, is not logically stored, but rather spread around for redundancy. The main issue with spreading the data, or STD, is that it does not usually involve spreading the data in replicated format, but rather random chunks of data, meaning in the event of failure, it means you lose some data, but not all the data. This is a technique employed by IT technicians with smuna. It invariably leads to hair loss, high stress levels and in severe cases, yelling at technicians for being stupid. If you encounter STD, report it to the relevant authorities and then hunt down the person doing it and kill them immediately.

The configs are everywhere, they must have been spreading the data

by honneamise April 13, 2021

speaking da da

like speaking facts fr

me: bro people are so annoying these days

gianna: so true, you speaking da da 🗣

by gaytingz April 26, 2021