spider pigging

When someone doesn't bring food or booze with him to The barber shop.

Mario Spider pigging us again. Now he doesnt care. He thinks it's easy.

by YouLookIt! January 7, 2017

Spider

Fuck!!!! Those things are creepy as hell.

The cause of childhood terrors.

Mom: oh my goodness, that's the biggest spider I've ever seen.
Me: *packed bags* Fuck it, I'm going to dad's house.

by Tank.com October 4, 2018

Smides

a massive rack, a pair of boobs or a nice jug combo. In other words, two beautiful plump breasts. They sit perfectly on a women's chest, sticking out aggressively waiting to be squeezed, similar to Jenna Fischer's in Blades of Glory.

Wow, that lady has a nice pair of smides.

by bean jackson November 26, 2018

spider coom

Liquid of the gods

Just some good spider coom in my drink to thicken it up

by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021

spider my munkey

Form of foreplay where one person wants the other person to climb them like a tree.

I want you to spider my munkey

by samarara February 23, 2022

Spideraxe30

Yet another Internet weirdo nobody really knows.

I know Spideraxe30 - no one said.
I trust Spideraxe30 - no one said.
Spideraxe30 is a cool guy - no one said.

by Barkingdog August 13, 2023

Cooter Spider Nest

Black area in the pubic area which can be seen through the clothing on a person, usually wearing light colored swimwear. Most often seen on women wearing white, yellow, light blue or pink swimwear. Most often the nest is not visible until the clothing is wet.

If she wants to continue to wear that white swimsuit in public she needs to really think about shaving off all her pubic hair so we don't all have to see her cooter spider nest.

by Molly McButter May 24, 2010