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Dumbo smash

when a girl shits on your dick while watching dumbo the elephant on tv and does a backflip
Dumbo smash by dumboSmasher99 August 10, 2018

The smash and dash

The act of smashing " having intercourse " with a random, Giving the said random a cream pie, so the chances of pregnancy are high, giving them a fake name, and sneaking out early the next morning after the deed is done, to avoid any possible responsibility for your actions, because you're a lowlife piece of shit
Bro, last night I did the smash and dash, on the bitch I met at the bar last night, The best part is I gave her a fake name, now she's going to be a single mother, "bro that shit is hilarious "

Ben Smash 

When an absolute Danny heed of a mate goes full World Trade Centre in your gaff or the pub and completely wrecks everybody's drinks, smashed the windows, head butts the puggy and still thinks it's cool to go to the bar for another drink.
Franky, code red bro! Ben Smash situation happening at the Commercial in West Calder!!
Ben Smash by Gmbryce1987 August 25, 2018

Board smash

To break ur keyboard (usually due to raging, key mashing, or ur keyboard doesn’t work maybe)
Person: “Hey you’ve seen Mark?”
Friend: “Yeah he board smashing”
Mark (in the distance): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Board smash by RoyelPixel ._. October 16, 2018

No Smash February 

A month in which you cannot play Smash in any way, shape or form. loss of virginity tends to increase by 800%
No Smash February by FerloSucks December 31, 2018

kiwi smash 

The act of getting your rear end rear ended by a large newzealander
Did you hear what happened to andrew?

Yea i heard he really regretted his kiwi smash
kiwi smash by Yaboyz26 December 31, 2018