shittyfinger

A shityfinger is where someone or something shits all over your finger and you pass out

Sally:Bob pulled a shittyfinger last night all over his finger and still hasn’t woken up
Anna: yeah I feel bad for the poor dude it must hurt

by Shittyant October 19, 2023

sheety

shit and or ass

put it in the wash it is sheety

by fattttttttttttttttttttttttttty November 1, 2023

Shitty Kitty

"Shitty kitty" or "shitty kitty drunk" is a humorous expression typically used to describe someone who is extremely intoxicated or drunk. It's a playful way of saying someone is really drunk, often with a touch of silliness.

"After the party, Sarah stumbled out of the bar, giggling uncontrollably and slurring her words. She was totally 'shitty kitty'."

by sneakyturtle31 March 12, 2024

Shitty Shandy

When someone urinates into your arsehole and it all leaks out into a glass

"Ben gave Charlie a shitty shandy last night"

by Joosh648 March 14, 2024

shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

When you shit on the toilet so hard the toilet water jumps straight to your 🍑

Yesterday I had a shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

by toddyschmeckles March 16, 2024

Shitty Pedestal

When your dirty bitch breaks into the bathroom and hops on your cock in reverse and rides it while you’re taking the browns to the superbowl

I broke into the wheelchair bathroom at my local dive bar and saw my grandma donating a Shitty Pedestal to a homeless man. Bless her heart.

by shittyshel April 1, 2024

Shitty Coin Michael Jackson

When you put a coin up your asshole and run around screaming “HEE HEE”

“Bro, did you see Tom at the party last night!?”

“Yeah, he had too much to drink and started doing the Shitty Coin Michael Jackson..”

by PhantomCummer April 9, 2024