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lowkey sausage 

A lowkey sausage is someone who wears flannels, short shorts, a bun, and bandanas. They may be saying “you’re fired” all the time. They also may be a grouchy sunday manager but will go off on star wars lore for an hour and a half
Wow. Jake Cameron is a lowkey sausage in a good way.
lowkey sausage by osownebfjc November 23, 2020

Leather Sausage 

Solid waste matter from the body of a human being or animal.
GuyA: Dude, you left a big leather sausage in the toilet, Not Cool!
BuyB: Not as big as the one your Mom did on my chest last night
GuyA: Not Cool
Leather Sausage by AcuteAngle January 2, 2010

MerBear Sausage 

A pre-packaged, premium cut sausage link made from freshly shat Connecticut MerBear. Coming in various flavors, the MerBear Sausage can be purchased in both Original and Mariah Carey, who incidentally is a sausage look-a-like.
What are you eating? Is that a regular sausage?
Are you f*cking me right now? This is a MerBear sausage.
MerBear Sausage by Drobs December 21, 2010

green sausage 

the male version on a blue waffle
guy 1- dude after sleeping with that hooker last week i had to go to the doctors.
guy 2- plz don't tell me she gave you herpies.
guy 1- worse she had a blue waffle.
guy 2 - so wou have a green sausage now?
guy 1 - ya =(
green sausage by dontbeadaril June 17, 2012

Sea Sausage 

That mermaid had herself some sea sausage and eggs for breakfast.

Hairy Sausage 

when you say you have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage but people read it wrong and think you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage.
"I have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"

"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"
Hairy Sausage by iAmALesbean July 26, 2016