sad crown

A flaccid uncircumcised penis with the foreskin pulled back.

Let me send you a photo of my sad crown.

by arrrr_matey July 10, 2022

don't be sad

"Don't be sad."
That's literally what you tell somebody when they're feeling bad or simply are sad.

You're trying to comfort them.

Sarah: “Ugh, I hate my life. I feel so sad right now.”
George: “Aw, don't be sad! Life goes on, it's going to get better soon.”

by emsmh February 6, 2018

Sad Fap

when you masturbate and your dick is small so you cry about it afterwards

another day, another Sad Fap...

by lawquizox September 28, 2020

SAD

small ahh o

Yo that cuck def got a SAD lmao dawg is never cracking fine shyte

by AW.42 January 13, 2025

sad gang

when your whole squad is simping. OTP

Aye we be the sad gang now. #sadgang

by Your mom gang June 13, 2018

Sad

when you are so depressed that you're crying

i am sad because my bunny died

by LOL_its_me_LOL September 23, 2020

Sadness Hangover

The way you feel after a night of heavily crying. Typically with a headache, upset stomach, potentially the runs. Seems to be felt most prominent in the front of your head and the back of your eyes but can extend to your entire head and sometimes even the back of the neck. Mild cases are generally relieved by a nap whereas more severe cases may require some time to resolve. Warm baths, good music and lots of hydration may also help.

The day after grandma's funeral I had such a bad sadness hangover I could barely look at my phone screen because the light hurt my head so bad.

by Strawberry Amethyst August 27, 2022