roast goals

BITCH STFU.You are not at all sexy.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.

My roast
Roast goals

by It's Harambe November 27, 2016

roaster coaster

The use of marijuana while snowboarding/ skiing

John- wanna go snowboarding ?
James- hell yeah! Let's roaster coaster.

by Thor5105 February 4, 2017

Roast Toast

When you get sum chicken hot up yo ass and it burns.

also

A girl who is really damn hot

DAMN THAT IS SOME ROAST TOAST CHIKIN

MHMHMMHMH THAT GURL BE ROAST TOASTY FIIIIIIIIIINE

by Melon HUCK January 3, 2017

Roast

1.Pointing your hand at someone with all fingers and saying Boy but spelled like Boi.

Boy this kid looks so stupid I'm gonna roast him.

by Nerdy Gamer February 17, 2017

Roasted Neckless Almond

A Mexican short math teacher.

Man Richard has no neck he is such a roasted neckless almond.

by nadiealadog February 24, 2017

roasted squash

A white as hell male that was previously a burnt zucchini, but has upgraded to the next level.

Dalton used to be a burnt zucchini but he is now a roasted squash!

by Minimal Chode April 12, 2017

roasted tomato

a hot girl or guy that many people think is attractive.

"Damn, did you see that girl in the coffee shop? She's a roasted tomato, man. I'd like to take her out sometime."

by cow7 April 17, 2017