river pits

Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.

Person 1
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."

by Spencer-C9 January 9, 2009

Draggin' The River

To prepare a recovery effort for a corpse in a river

Well if things get worse, I can't shake this curse
Then start draggin' the river for me

by Goodboah1899 July 6, 2023

River

River is a leprechaun ginger, who loves to be kawaii like his "kawaii" sisters. He is smelly and loves and worships George

Wow, that River is smelly.

by leprechaunhater August 23, 2023

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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

River

Quite literally the best sibling you can have, she is a sweetheart since you met and would never betray you. Keep a River by your side if you ever come across one.

Jerry: "Aw shes so sweet."

Stinky: "Yeah, shes named River."

by YourLocalTorchy November 11, 2022

The River School

A small private school in Worcester. It's the brokest private school in England, the teachers are constantly annoyed and there's never enough money for anything. The PE Teacher is a simp, the girls get to do anything that they want in PE, and the boys just have to do the same. The computers in the ICT are older than the dinosaurs and crash when you try to open google. We haven't won a sporting event since Queen Victoria was alive. The kids are good though, and you'll probably make some really good friends. Overall, it can be quite fun, and you'll have quite a good time.

1: "Where do you go to school?"
2: "I go to The River School"
1: "Aren't they completely broke?"
2: "Yea, we haven't had new computers since the dinosaurs!"

by anonymous September 20, 2022

Texas River Mouth

A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020