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the punching bag

n. The act of taking a used condom, tying it at the end (resembling a real punching bag), and pummelling one's parter in the face with it until it breaks and the semen inside explodes on her face.
In exchange for a rowdy round of sex, John gave Betsy the punching bag.
by Bryce H. April 24, 2003
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Sucker punch

A sexual act in witch a female is sucking a dick and punching the balls repeatedly at the same time
Hey baby I'm gonna sucker punch you all night long
by big dicking it December 5, 2017
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Bro-Punch

one of those joke punches, but in secret you bring the other fist to his eye. Completely not similar to a Falcon Punch in any way shape or form.
Bro-punch them noobs that be correcting you in the face!
by bropuncher9000 November 10, 2010
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Credit Punch

An especially hard punch to the face of the gutless shysters who got us into the Credit Crunch in the first place, namely the bankers, who continue to extort the people of the country through unjustifiable and dubious charges.
Man 1: I got another bank charge today

Man 2: What for?

Man 1: Was 7p overdrawn, so the shysters charged me £38 for a mistake they made in the first place.

Man 2: Sickening. All bankers need a credit punch
by Eternal Requiem December 10, 2009
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Hole Punch

The sexual act in which two individuals rub their butt holes together in a rhythmic fashion . See also: Butt scissoring.
I would like to hole punch my partner later today.

Zach and Joe engaged in an epic round of holepunching.
by runswithscissor August 7, 2019
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Punching the dummy

Often done in the shower before a date. It takes the edge off. Simmilar to wacking off only more aggressive
I wanted to be sensitive so I was punching the dummy before my date. fo sho my nizzle!
by redneck lova March 29, 2009
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the falcon punch

releasing an earth shattering punch into your significant others asshole during sex
"Dude you seen josh lately?"
"Nah, heard chris gave him the falcon punch during sex the other day, don't think he'll be walkin' for a while"
by twiggley December 6, 2016
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