the punching bag

n. The act of taking a used condom, tying it at the end (resembling a real punching bag), and pummelling one's parter in the face with it until it breaks and the semen inside explodes on her face.

In exchange for a rowdy round of sex, John gave Betsy the punching bag.

by Bryce H. April 24, 2003

Sucker punch

A sexual act in witch a female is sucking a dick and punching the balls repeatedly at the same time

Hey baby I'm gonna sucker punch you all night long

by big dicking it December 5, 2017

Credit Punch

An especially hard punch to the face of the gutless shysters who got us into the Credit Crunch in the first place, namely the bankers, who continue to extort the people of the country through unjustifiable and dubious charges.

Man 1: I got another bank charge today

Man 2: What for?

Man 1: Was 7p overdrawn, so the shysters charged me £38 for a mistake they made in the first place.

Man 2: Sickening. All bankers need a credit punch

by Eternal Requiem December 10, 2009

cheez-it punch

in the act of stealing someones cheez-its you must punch them in the chest yelling cheez-it punch!

benny yelled, cheez-it punch and droped jesse as he ran away with his cheez-its

by silva25 March 10, 2011

Hole Punch

The sexual act in which two individuals rub their butt holes together in a rhythmic fashion . See also: Butt scissoring.

I would like to hole punch my partner later today.

Zach and Joe engaged in an epic round of holepunching.

by runswithscissor August 7, 2019

Punching the dummy

Often done in the shower before a date. It takes the edge off. Simmilar to wacking off only more aggressive

I wanted to be sensitive so I was punching the dummy before my date. fo sho my nizzle!

by redneck lova March 29, 2009

Protein Punch

When you cum in a girls mouth who won't swallow and then you punch the back of her neck to get the deed done.

Misty wouldn't swallow so I Protein Punched her and now she says its delicious!!!

by tgiles247 October 26, 2011