Sucker punch

A sexual act in witch a female is sucking a dick and punching the balls repeatedly at the same time

Hey baby I'm gonna sucker punch you all night long

by big dicking it December 5, 2017

the punching bag

n. The act of taking a used condom, tying it at the end (resembling a real punching bag), and pummelling one's parter in the face with it until it breaks and the semen inside explodes on her face.

In exchange for a rowdy round of sex, John gave Betsy the punching bag.

by Bryce H. April 24, 2003

Suffolk Punch

The act of punching someone in their anus so that the lips come around the 'Suffolk Punchers' elbow.

suffolk punched my rudagyal last nite. shit all up my arm

by the suffolk puncher May 19, 2009

Credit Punch

An especially hard punch to the face of the gutless shysters who got us into the Credit Crunch in the first place, namely the bankers, who continue to extort the people of the country through unjustifiable and dubious charges.

Man 1: I got another bank charge today

Man 2: What for?

Man 1: Was 7p overdrawn, so the shysters charged me £38 for a mistake they made in the first place.

Man 2: Sickening. All bankers need a credit punch

by Eternal Requiem December 10, 2009

Bro-Punch

one of those joke punches, but in secret you bring the other fist to his eye. Completely not similar to a Falcon Punch in any way shape or form.

Bro-punch them noobs that be correcting you in the face!

by bropuncher9000 November 10, 2010

Punching the dummy

Often done in the shower before a date. It takes the edge off. Simmilar to wacking off only more aggressive

I wanted to be sensitive so I was punching the dummy before my date. fo sho my nizzle!

by redneck lova March 29, 2009

Punch in the dick

A punch, slap, reverse spank, flick, or swat at the genital area of a man or woman. The authority of the hit is not important, as it will take some time for the victim to completely feel the effects.

Jerk. You about to take a punch in the dick.

by Hangglidesanfran May 31, 2015