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Pterodactyl

The term "pterodactyl" is used to describe a unsightly, deformed girl /guy casting a ominous presents clocked in makeup or eclipsed in darkness.

Pterodactyls typically have sexual activity on their hidden agenda. These sexual predators scheme ways to their objective "your body" using deception and deceit.
The villainous crusade is checkered in obstacles, despite all that, pterodactyls remain undaunted and determined creatures, "borderline rapist" avid for human touch.

This term was invented and started among the clever people of Minnesota to help friends improve communication and awareness in this unfortunate encounter.
The most common strategy employed by pterodactyls for attaining their aspiration, typically would be promotion of heavy drinking. This makes less of a struggle when they swoop in on you during a vulnerable state, absconding to a secluded location with you in custody.
by /b/b/ May 27, 2009
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PTT

The acronym for "Penis Tip Touch." Can be done in a sexual or a nonsexual manner. Commonly done after engaging in a sword fight with a fellow d00d.
Monty, sheathed in his lethargy, was only in the mood for a PTT with his long time colleague and classmate, Hippie Nick.
by The d00d September 26, 2006
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PTP

PTP stands for potenial to plump. It is a quality that refers to a person who may not be fat now but you can see the potential to plump is there.
Sure he's hot now but you can see he has PTP. In 5-10 years he'll be fat like everyone else.
by Steeter11 September 20, 2010
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PTC

Acronym for Parents Television Council. Founded in 1995 by Brent Bozell I, it claims to be the most influential child advocacy group. It is often criticized by athiest liberals, who, IMO have corrupt morals.
Conservative Christian: I just filed a complaint with the FCC today through the PTC Website!

Liberal Athiest: Who freakin' cared about them? They broke our first ammandment.

Conservative Christian: Oh, what corrupt morals you have!
by Mike211 December 9, 2008
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ptfo

They just fired me from my job and I am ptfo.
by st33lo November 14, 2011
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ptch

A word of exclamation when something is mildly amusing or titalating to ones inner senses
"i wer down at t' farm witha cleetus in t' mornin' an he butt-raped meh silly."
"ptch"
by frederick roimple February 18, 2003
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ptcrusierchick

Rachels Screen Name.

Rachel is a hoe.
Rachel is a liar.
Rachel is a bitch.
Rachel is a cheating thing.
Rachel is a big hospital visitor.
Rachel is NOT my bitch.
Rachel's boyfriend is mike.
God give strenght to that man.
1:10:02 Ptcrusierchick: I love you baby
1:10:12 Me: I love you too
Ptcrusierchick signed off at 1:10:13 PM
Then she ims her boyfriend mike:
Rachel: hey baby
Mike: hey!!!
Rachel: i love you
3 hours later they are still talking
Mike: all right i gotta go!
Rachel: NOOOOOOO

In that case if it was me:
Me: I gotta go
Her: Bye

I DONT CARE. I WONT LISTEN TO MY USHER MP3 BURN FOR THIS HOE!!!!!

I will listen to move bitch and youz a ho by ludacris!
by lolwut484793ue3j June 25, 2004
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