'I' poo

A large amount of time spent in the work place karzie on one's ' I Phone '
To:

1) either looking up grumble.

2) send the odd 20 or so text messages to a friend.

3) find art masterpieces and then transfer them to the walls of the porcelain throne in great detail.

4) or just to generaly waste time away from the evil eyes of the boss.

Geezer 1, 'whats dave doing in the thunder box' ?

Geezer 2, 'He's pushing out a big 'I' poo till nock off time'
by mashedrats June 28, 2011
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poo-crastinate

when you spend more time poopin' than getting actual work done.
Bob would get more work done on his thesis if he didn't poo-crastinate all the time.

"Jill, have you gotten those TPS reports done yet? The boss will be very mad if they're not done soon!"

"No, I haven't. I just can't help poo-crastinating the stoopid TPS reports!"
by fishpoo May 29, 2009
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poo-bum

A bum which smells of poo!
Abra's got a smelly poo-bum! =
by pseudobum November 13, 2010
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poo jogger

A jogger that poos on other people's property while on their morning jog.
The female poo jogger, whose actions were revealed by The Sunday Telegraph, was caught after Porters Liquor at Pyrmont found a “deposit” in its back lane.
by Runmeover July 22, 2018
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poo palace

A temple of ass. A tabernackle of toosh. A place where ass flows like the Salmon of Capistrano.
We was headed to the poo palace for my boys bachlor party.
After work I was headed to take my throne as king of the poo palace.
by Alfonso Montemayor July 24, 2006
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Poo Head

A term used when swearing is not acceptable.

When one can think of nothing else to say to call someone.
Edward chamberlain is a poo head.

owww... your a poo head!
by lollyspop December 22, 2010
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poo dreads

When a man with a particularly hairy arse doesn't wipe properly, leaving a pooey residue around the rectum. When left the poo on the arse hair hardens and causes the hair to tangle up like a dread lock.
Woah, check out that hairy motherfuckers crusty poo dreads!
by Vincentw00t September 23, 2005
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