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Peanut

something that you eat to make you smarter
ur dumb!!!! Eat a PEANUT
by Hot mama Hershey January 16, 2018
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peanut crumbs

When you thought getting paid in peanuts was low level enough, think again! Peanut crumbs exist! AND YES! You can pay motherfuckers with it! That guy or gal that you don't quite like because their actions speak louder then words in pissing you off? no worries! Pay em some peanut crumbs! Treating the people you don't like as slaves is modern ethical behaviour. Fuck people you don't like! Ensure you treat them with the respect they deserve and hock one up to spit in their faces! Make sure it's a deep throaty hock, get rid of that internal flem that has been sitting against your gut lining for the past week. Allow that nasty yellowish gob smack them in the gob! So long story short, a peanut crumb is something that is so miniscule it's damn right disrespectful to pay people in. It is associated with the saying about getting paid in peanuts, however it is far lower grade then getting paid in peanuts.
"Fuck dude! she's not paying me in peanuts! She's paying me in PEANUT CRUMBS!!"
by False.Pulse December 1, 2022
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Phoenix Peanut Buster

Anal sex but using peanut butter as lubrication (preferably Jif®). You then nut in your partner’s ass and suck it out afterwards. You choose what happens from there; you can eat it, spit it in your partner’s mouth and let them swallow etc.
I was out of Jergen’s® so me and my girl tried our first Phoenix Peanut Buster and, trust me, it was not regrettable.
by lebwashere January 13, 2023
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peanut na boota

the real way to sing the hacuna matata song
'a peanut na boota, what a wonderful phrase'
by Lhshe February 24, 2022
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peanut fest

the female equivalent of a sausage fest
where the number of females greatly exceedes the number of males

also referred to as raisin fest
situation- three guys enter a room of six or more girls

guys: shit this is a bit of a peanut fest!
by clara468 April 5, 2008
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