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Christian mom

a mom who stereotypes almost everything, doesn't let there kid play anything rated above T, their kid can only listen to Gods plan,thinks all metal is evil, and is terrified of muslims.
oh God it's her anyone but her,the christian mom.
by ooga booga2 May 7, 2019
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Stage mom

One of the most important people in stage crew. Make sure you keep an eye on her. She's the one that always has Band-Aids, water, snacks and if she's not busy always has a hug ready for you. Even if you're only in cast and not crew you wanna get on her good side otherwise she can an quite possibly will make your theatre experience a living hell. And as with any other theatre kid her crew is her family even after the show is over. And she'd do almost anything for them.
Oh an another thing a stage mom's kids (or crewlings) might call her : mom, mum, stage mom, mother an many other variations of mom
A: DUDE! WHERES STAGE MOM?
B: probably in the prop room.
by Thesmallestgayboy May 1, 2019
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Step Mom

A woman who wanted to fuck your dad who dragged you away from your mom by lying and cheating and playing social games and made your life miserable because she only cares about spending your dad’s money and not you and tells you how awful your mom is when your mom loves you and she does not.
My step mom told me my mom is stupid and crazy then yells at me every night when she comes home from work and daddy yells at me if I tell her she’s not my mom!”
by Loveyoutillforeverandback September 11, 2020
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Mom Talk

When your female friend goes from posting Facebook statuses about partying and rocking out to posting statuses about kids. A natural progression in a woman's life, like all change it is not necessarily a bad thing and is often something to be proud of.
I remember just a few years ago Mel would post messages about rocking out, now it is all Mom Talk about crawling and nap times.
by Jonathan W from Philly November 15, 2011
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Ur Mom

An Insult

Mainly used by Fortnite kids.
The usage of "I fucked ur mom" Is used by C.O.D children (6-10 years)
Dude ur mom is a cat (pussy)

Player one: Cant wait for the new game to come out! Player 2: Your mom
by MagicBroski December 12, 2021
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step mom

a stupid dumb ass hoe that everyone hates and and bitch and only there for your dads money
bill:your step mom is a bitch

will:i know
by doc.dumshit July 22, 2019
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Team Mom

That one teammate that seems to have a positive attitude at all times not matter how bad you’re playing. Always supportive and never shuts up on the field.
Teammate: “Good try! You got it next time!”
Player: “she’s such a team mom”
by theman9000 August 17, 2018
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