My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.
by Sam Majik November 3, 2016
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Jamal: "What the fuck is 'Cross Country Dicking'?"
D: "Its where you can drive from St. Louis to Chicago to go lay some pipe on it!"
J: "Damn. Well good luck."
Jamal: "What the fuck is 'Cross Country Dicking'?"
D: "Its where you can drive from St. Louis to Chicago to go lay some pipe on it!"
J: "Damn. Well good luck."
by ThotPatrolThotBustersInc. July 21, 2019
Get the Cross Country Dicking mug.A blue peppy cat from Animal Crossing. Do NOT let her appearance fool you. She is Lee Gi-kwang from the 2nd gen K-pop boy band B2ST because he had made the choice to become a furry 😻💙💅
B2ST Fangirl: “OMG Rosie from Animal Crossing is such an icon, I never realized she was my #1 B2ST bias”
Anti-furry male 6th grader: “Bro B2ST sucks”
Anti-furry male 6th grader: “Bro B2ST sucks”
by thetorofangirl August 25, 2025
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by 2lowkJ May 22, 2023
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“don’t put my sharty on the cross like that man”
“you’re right i’m sorry you’re actually very swag”
“don’t put my sharty on the cross like that man”
“you’re right i’m sorry you’re actually very swag”
by sharty (on the cross) December 13, 2023
Get the sharty on the cross mug."I cross my t's and dot my i's yeah I'm for real" (taken from Post Malone and Kehlani "Feel" lyrics)
by goldenkiwi January 21, 2017
Get the cross my t's and dot my i's mug.another variant of ATM, where the partners start out with anal sex until ejaculation, the one that's having a phallic orgasm pulls out and finishes in the girl's vagina
"hey Seabass, what's with the family-sized bucket of medicated vaginal creme," Jason asks the coolest guy in the world. SeaBass "I talked that stripper I met into letting me cross the moat, now she has a nasty infection"
by wudegodd May 1, 2023
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