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Bank

A bored wank (masturbating). Usually done when you have nothing else to do or don't want to do anything. Can also happen in the middle of porn when it starts getting shit.
I tried to think of what to do today, then I have up and just had a bank.

I saw this pornstar sucking off some dude but it got boring, so I just banked through it.
by Faxtron April 6, 2019
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breaking the bank

A cockney slang for having a wank
"I caught my dad breaking the bank yesterday and it was awful"
by Green ladd January 31, 2023
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Bank alt

An alt account used to store valuable items.
Person 1: you use a bank alt?
Person 2: yep.
Person 1: what a noob...
by bluehoodie April 20, 2024
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banks

A sexy ass bastard that gives no fucks about parents or rules. Guys, keep track of your girls or he WILL have intercourse with them and then kick your ass in the parking lot. This guy can slam beers like it’s water and wakes up in the morning pissing excellence
Banks, a fucking stud
by Joe 055 May 16, 2021
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big bank brook

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by Abcvd January 7, 2024
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the carnal reserve bank

Analogous to the federal reserve bank except for the spank bank. The carnal reserve bank is the central location in the brain where all pornographic,erotic and sexy images,scenarios and fantasies are stored for spanking stimulation.Where as the spank bank stores recent and favorite images,the carnal reserve bank keeps older or less frequently used images.
I got tired of whacking off to the same old fantasy so I summoned up some different material from the carnal reserve bank.
by wolfbait51 September 28, 2011
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Swiss bank account

Da "hush-hush" refrigerated-storage locale where ya stash yer undeclared wheels and/or wedges of tasty porous cheese so dat da greedy IRS "mice" won't "nibble" on it. You just always hope dat nobody "rats you out".
Mice who are expert at surreptitiously removing da bait from traps without getting "caught" could likely accumulate a fairly-sizable "Swiss bank account" if (A) there are a number of baited traps around his locale, and (2) if da humans who set da traps keep re-baiting them whenever they see dat da previous cheese-block is gone.
by QuacksO March 6, 2023
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