Soft Steamer

The warmest and slimiest dog shit that sticks to the grass

“My dog just left a Soft Steamer on the lawn and I can’t pick it up

by CuppaDoe July 17, 2024

butta soft

adjective. Velvety, softness, warm and comforting, silky feeling, smooth to the touch. Like freshly coco buttered skin, or when something feels so soft that you could almost melt into it.

When bae shaves her legs and na na they feel butta soft.

by Mastamind202 December 2, 2017

Soft

a sweetheart

you can be really soft sometimes

by softbadass July 18, 2019

Soft Fan

A fan who doesn’t have a team but cheers for the one closest to him

Gary is a soft fan dude likes the San Jose sharks but he’s from Portland.

by OOJack91 January 30, 2021

Soft Turtle

when you try an insert you flacid member into one of the lower orifices.

ex. a night of heavy drinking has given you a case of whiskey dick and you are so hell bent on getting laid that you try and toss her the soft turtle only to realize your situation is hopeless and no ones getting off...

by sal420paradise February 28, 2010

micro soft

Male porn stars who have small dicks and have erectile disfunction

Director: This isn't very good, somebody get the micro soft a viagra

by bropacalypse January 16, 2017

Soft french kiss

Fake kiss, used by guys to make you believe they have feelings but really they couldn't care less about you.

Rhys used to tell me "This soft french kiss is a special kiss just for you" but really everything was a lie.

by Worthless January 12, 2020