Glass slippers

In "Cinderella", a ridiculous mis-translation from the French. The original story, handed down orally, centered around "Vair" slippers, vair being squirrel fur. But "vair" sounds like "verre", the French word for glass, and so it continued. Fur slippers make perfect sense. But glass??
Cinderella felt sorry for the handsome prince, kneeling before her. She wondered what kind of idiot expected her to take two steps in glass slippers, when the beloved pair she had lost were made of fur. "I mean, glass shoes? Really?"
by Monkey's Dad March 01, 2020
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Jade-Tinted Glasses

seeing things in a negative, cynical light.
At first, I saw my teacher through jade-tinted glasses but after a year I realized he was a good lecturer who cares about his students.
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Glassing

breaking glass on someones head

this word means this not serving a drink just fight
i like glassing people it really satisfies me (:
this guy just got glassed call the ambulance
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Glassing

Putting your penis in someone’s ear immediately after ejaculating to give them a “wet Willy
John: Yo me and the gang were glassing Ayden yesterday

Joe: Yo that’s sick gang
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Glassing

Putting your penis in someone’s ear immediately after jizzing to give them a “wet Willy
Barrett: “Yo bro I had two dudes glassing me last night

Ayden: “That’s sick dawg
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Glassing

Putting your Johnson in someone’s ear immediately after ejaculating to give them a “wet Willy
John: Yo I just got done with some intense glassing

Tim: That’s awesome bro
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glassing

Violent attack in the UK that happens typically in bars or clubs bathrooms. It involves smashing a drinking glass or beverage bottle against someone's face and then pushing it into their face. It's very common in the UK with 80,000 instances happening every year.
Mother was glassed in the face by a stranger in the club's bathroom while she was reapplying make-up, she didn't see it coming.
That guy was permanently blinded by a glassing attack in a bar when he was in the bathroom.
by jamesdodo August 14, 2024
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