Double Dry Docker

Turd so big both ends extend above water line.

crushed the shitter with a double dry docker

by UAScrappy March 13, 2019

Wisconsin Dry Rub

The act of eating wings, taking a hefty steamer on the waitress, and rubbing it thoroughly on her cleavage, allowing it to drizzle down to her stomach. To finish it, you leave her no tip. Do this weekly for ultimate effect.

"Katie was being such a bitch, so I gave her the Wisconsin Dry Rub. Can't wait to go again next Monday."

by tamslam March 2, 2015

dry heavin on the clam

When you go down on a woman and when you get really bad smell you start to dry heav

The HR lady would not leave Paul alone till he gave in to going down on her. The only problem was that when his nose got a wiff of her he started to dry heavin on the clam.

by Clamer August 12, 2017

As dry as A witch's tit

Referring to something extremely dry.

The Sahara dessert is as dry as A witch's tit

by rock musika September 3, 2021

Licking Me Dry

Licking me dry means the opposite of glazing--in a form of obvious hatred in an almost obsessive manner.

you're licking me dry with the amount of insults you've thrown at me in the past 5 minutes hop off!

by Kennadoodledoo September 21, 2023

Memphis dry rub

1. When a girl gives a poor quality hand job.

2. Blisters gained from a very dry/rough hand job.

Dude 1.
"So I watched you leave with that chick last night."

Dude 2.
"Yea it turned into a Memphis dry rub."

by Louie Carman May 18, 2013

Bogan Dry Shower

When a bogan or southern/western Australian uses deodorant or anti-perspirant to remove body odour instead of a shower.

guy: mate, you stink. go take a bogan dry shower, we're late for the kangaroo to the mall

other guy: fuck, really? all right then *sssst*
ok, lets go

by TBmongoose February 14, 2012