muff melter

After a long night at the bar you finally picked up that last call ho. You ruffied her and she guided you to her place. She's laying down before you in her bed, skirt hacked up. You turn on her curling iron, wait afer laying gentle kisses in her gentle area...then stick the burning hot melter in her pussy. muff melter.

"Hey man, you burn that pussy the other night?"
"Yeah man,muff melter"
"She suffer 3rd or 5th degree?"

by suckerpunch99 September 26, 2006

Muffophobe

Term meaning that the person is gay and therefore scared of vaginas

That guy is muffophobe

by The_amusing_one August 2, 2011

Muff Duck

When one avoids or otherwise escapes from a less than attractive female.

Guy A: My GOD she was ugly and she was trying to make out with me so I muff ducked her.
Guy B: You what?
Guy A: I got the hell out of there.

by MuffDucker November 8, 2010

Muff Weighters

A pair of accessories that are placed on one's feet before plunging deep into the depths of a woman. For those whom are not experienced are encouraged to wear a snorkel as well.

"Hold on babe. Just give me a second to get my Muff Weighters on!"

by Mikyap September 21, 2013

muff knuckle

Camel toe formed from excessive pubic hair.

Lauren had to go get waxed because she was sick of men staring at her muff knuckle.

by analfissure October 27, 2014

Muff Muff

The act of sticking a Motorola Radio in a pregnant women’s vagina then proceeding to fuck her in the ass while talking to unborn child on radio net

That chick Rachel left her baby daddy and wants to come over and Muff Muff

by POL flight FL April 7, 2022

off muff

a foulness of the crotch. an 'off' day. in need of a shower. a smelly vag.

see also : stank stick

i went to go down on her, but she had off muff. ew.

by Anonymous April 8, 2003