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moose mangler

A larger and scary female seen mostly at night that is wearing a chain link belt and has a scary disposition. Her too small bottoms are being eaten by her crotch.
Me: "What is that over there leaning on the bar? She is large and scary. There seems to be a situation with her metal belt and looks like her pants are being eaten"

Friend: "Oh that is a moose mangler."

Me: "A what?"

Friend: "You know a moose mangler a large scary female that comes out at night wearing a chain link belt and pants that her crotch seems to be eating."

Me: "Glad I am now clear on that."
by kikispeedster May 22, 2010
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Moose taping

When you tuck your penis between your legs and proceed to tape it over-top your asshole.
The man became enraged when he found out that the prostitute was moose taping.
by theking666 June 16, 2010
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Moosed On

Getting moosed on means that someone mooses on you.
"Ya'll mafukin mooses get off my lawn. I'm getting moosed on.
by Rex Dixon May 6, 2019
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Moises

Moises is the most trusting guy you can meet. You can always talk to him about anything and he will give you his opinion on it. He always gives you advice, he’s always there to comfort you. He’s always overprotective of his friends and tries his best to help them.
boy: aye what’s up Moises
girl: oh my god it’s moises!!
by random_cool.guy January 4, 2020
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Moose Gang

A global network of mysterious elites who hide their identities with the moose Snapchat filter. Upon using the filter, uttering the phrase “MOOSE GANG” or using the signature 3 finger “M” sign, one becomes the moose and pledges their allegiance to the gang.

Currently the network spans across 4 countries including the US, Trinidad and Tobago, South Korea, and China, and it is expanding everyday.

As stated by carltruecarl, whose definition is officially endorsed by Moose Gang Worldwide (he is one of the original founders) Moose Gang does not discriminate, Moose Gang welcomes all with open arms to join its ranks and become part of the Moose Gang Brotherhood. There are many world powers, most of whom are currently at odds, but it is important that they know one thing: no one can stop the MOOSE GANG.
Non moose: Yo bro I kinda want to join the Moose Gang.
Moose: Yeah for sure bro, just send me a moose pic.
Non moose: *sends moose pic on snapchat*
*Both Mooses Celebrating* “ayyye MOOOSE GAAAANGG!!!!”
by moosegangworldwide July 31, 2020
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Moose-nut

A name used to refer to one of your bestest friends.
I love you my little moose-nut!
by racklecat March 23, 2021
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Monse

Foo1: shes my typa of hyna

Foo2: who monse? Ya shes a down ass foo
by Mystickitty4220 November 22, 2021
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