gila monster

A person whose language is toxic; A person known for spouting fallacies he renowns to be true. See also Bullshit Artist

Oh, no...here comes Robert. "who" You know, the Gila Monster

by Foxxy Rexxy February 20, 2008

monster jam

n. An incredibly large bowl movement. Really just unbelievably big.

v. The act of expelling same.

Don't go in there! I just took a monster jam.

by Turd Fergusonne January 18, 2009

Water Monster

the act of having intercourse in a pool or lake and when finished drowning the partner for fun

Alex- what did u do last night?

Jack- water monstered this prostitute in wyoming.

Alex- YOUR A SICK MAN!

Christi- ughhh last night was so lame!
Laura- why?
Christi- Jack thought it would be funny to water monster me but he decieded not too after i almost died.
Laura- what a jerk!
Christi- but its ok i seduced him into some sloppy seconds and water monstered that asshole myself

by pinkdinosteez September 4, 2009

monster munster

when a man has large amounts of dick cheese

Me and my boyfriend had sex last night and forgot to bathe and woke up with monster munster

by Just Roz July 17, 2009

Ganja Monster

Person who smokes weed often.

"Hey Fred, look at that Ganja Monster!"

"Holy shit duuuude."

by YoYoHamas April 15, 2010

sprinkle monster

a sprinkle monster is an individual who injects an acid (lsd)-like substance into the childrens candy, formally known as sprinkles, typically used to add color, and festivity to ice cream. once the drug is injected into the sprinkles, the "sprinkle monster" will then run into the middle of a room, particularly a college class room, and throw the sprinkles in the air for everyone to enjoy.

Corrine : God I can't wait to see Parker today. He's the best sprinkle monster I have.

by Ew that guy smells like Poo April 25, 2011

air monster

a fart That rips loudly, or with furious anger.

Damn I think an air monster came through the house.

by James in Indy July 30, 2006