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Mike (Michael)

I never dreamed my perfect man existed until I met Mike.

My Mike is sexy as hell even though he won't admit it. He is tall, big;) and has the sexiest broad shoulders and chest. He has beautiful eyes, a sexy laugh and smile and panty-wetting dimples.

My Mike is loyal, true, caring, kind and generous. He is patient and understanding without being judgemental. He puts others first before himself and will sacrifice his happiness to make other others happy.

My Mike is logical, reasonable, calm, smart and a sexy business boss. He is willing to give 100% to make something work.

My Mike is strong and brave. I feel safe and comfortable around him and know that I can count on him to protect me when I'm scared. He is always there when I need him and I know he will never hurt me intentionally.

My Mike puts up with my crazy moods without complaining and i love him so much for that. I love every second of hanging out, talking and joking with him. I can never stay mad at him because being around him makes me want to smile so hard my face hurts.

I am so lucky to have you in my life and on my side. I don't want to live without you. Mike you are my best friend and lover. I want to be your wife and the mother of your kids. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You saved me baby. You rescued me from myself and held my head up above the water when times were tough. I love you so incredibly much my sexy B2... yours forever and always, B1 <3
Just looking at my sexy Mike (Michael) makes me want to hold his face in my hands, trace my fingertips around his beard and kiss his sexy lips.

I've never felt this way about anyone before...I am crazy for you. You are my one and only my sexy B2 <3
by Mike's B1 September 3, 2018
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Yan Michael

Yan Michael is a nigga that can smash any girl out there and he single so hit his line and send nudes lmao so like he cute and not gay also 5'3 u know he mad gucci
by Lollaly September 8, 2018
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Michael Luzzi

A term barley anyone knows about when you say your gonna go Michael luzzi on something you mean your going to do a break into something
Friend: oi what you doing today?
You: Im going Michael luzzi school
by le user September 15, 2018
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Krombopulos Michael

A Gromflomite assassin that purchased weapons from Rick Sanchez. Apparently got killed when Morty accidentally landed a spaceship on it.
“You have arrived at Krombopulos Michael, your destination is below”
by doo-dooButt May 14, 2018
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Michael Grapje

A joke that is made by a retard, and only he understands it.
"Great, that was a typical "Michael Grapje" , I'm dying right now" Sarcasm off
by Media Boy November 27, 2019
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julia michaels

A very sweet, honest and loving person. Got famous for her hit single issues and is also known to be a songwriter for many artists like Selena Gomez, Shawn Mendes or Hailee Steinfeld. She is very close to her fanbase whose members are known as gems and deserves the best things in this world.
Lisa: "The Inner Monologue Tour was truly special. I loved it."
Havin: "Totally agree, Julia Michaels truly made me feel very comfortable."
by _muffN December 20, 2019
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maddy and michael

maddy and michael are a couple matched in heaven. they are made for each other and will be the greatest couple! they share the same humorous personality and will always be laughing. they are both so sweet and sexy people!
person 1: wow i want to have a relationship like maddy and michael

person 2: wow i want to be as sexy as maddy and michael

person 3: wow maddy and michael are so funny
by maddddyyyyyyy58 April 25, 2019
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