Mexican Van

A Van that illegal mexicans travel in.. usually holding as many as they possibly can. They are usually old or ugly vans..
*Astro Vans
*beat up work vans..etc.

thats definatley a mexican van

look at that mexican van, how the hell did they fit ten of them in there?

by Butterflyhottie February 2, 2010

Mexican Orgy

Group sex in the back of a moving pick-up tuck

I saw this Datsun on I-5 headed toward Escondido and there were 5 girls and 9 dudes having a Mexican orgy in the back of the pick up truck.

by PaulyM January 7, 2008

mexican workers

california pickers of spinach, kale, collards, and mustard greens..

going north on interstate 5 I see many mexican workers bent over, working hard to pick spinach for gringos back east...
Union pacific rail service has a fast train so New Yorkers & Shit-car-go-ians & cornhuskers can eat fresh!
Yo mama say eat yo spinach!!

by itichie_nocanpo October 2, 2006

Mexican Missile

Scott Gomez, center for the NHL's New Jersey Devils, because he is the first NHL player of Mexican heritage.

"I got nicknamed the 'Mexican Missile' in juniors. I still get a laugh out of that." - Gomez, to ESPN the Magazine

by Scott Niedermayer May 28, 2007

Mexican A Team

a team of a few that do what many cant.

Yo, that Mexican A Team cut down that forest in 12 minutes.Dam, you think that'd take all day.

by BC21286 May 22, 2006

mexican blumpkin

A blowjob given while the recipient is on the toilet, taking a crap and eating Taco Bell all at once.

I let this guy talk me into giving him a Mexican Blumpkin but couldn't finish because it stank so friggin much. I vomited on him, giving him an Irish Blumpkin instead.

by vexxie March 24, 2004

Mexican Tuxedo

A black turtleneck or otherwise long-sleeved shirt worn with black pants. Occasionally worn for performance events such as avant-garde ensemble pieces or low-grade High School events.

"Your costume isn't ready yet so you may have to take pictures in your ensemble costume."
"There is NO WAY I am having pictures taken in a Mexican tuxedo!"

by LauraNYC February 13, 2008