March 9th

NATIONAL SLAP ASS DAY!!!!!

On March 9th just go around ur class and just slap that ass. (Don’t be a bitch)

by Taskmaker302 March 8, 2022

March 3rd

March 3rd highlights the day Lexa Kom Trikru got killed by a stupid person after having sex with her soulmate.

Clexa/Lexa fan 1: The March 3rd belongs to Lexa, sorry I don't make the rules.

by liilheda March 3, 2020

March 20th

send your a bf yo booty

i’m so excited about March 20th

by idek64793 March 20, 2023

March 20th

So basically march 20th.

Friend: Fuck you.

Me: March 20th

by KurnoKBalls February 16, 2022

March 12th

A month away from the best day of the year. Also, it´s national stick bread in your ear hole day.

James: Yo, why you sticking bread in your ear??
Chad: It´s March 12th!

by PotatoesAreNiche March 10, 2021

March 16th

today was the day my best friend was born. Not much of a definition but i love her so very much and i don’t think words could describe it. her name is lane v. (won’t be saying last name just cause). And she is my best friend. I don’t think she will ever understand how great full i am to have her in my life.

me:march 16th is the best day ever

by i love you 333 March 18, 2022

March 5th

The Day the Persona 3 Protagonist died after sealing Nyx and Turning into The Great Seal (A Door)

,,It’s March 5th, Time to cry again“

by NieR/Persona October 20, 2019