junk monster

crack head whos got shit all over him self

i tried buyin crack off a junk monster

by cool kidd October 7, 2005

monster jam

n. An incredibly large bowl movement. Really just unbelievably big.

v. The act of expelling same.

Don't go in there! I just took a monster jam.

by Turd Fergusonne January 18, 2009

Water Monster

the act of having intercourse in a pool or lake and when finished drowning the partner for fun

Alex- what did u do last night?

Jack- water monstered this prostitute in wyoming.

Alex- YOUR A SICK MAN!

Christi- ughhh last night was so lame!
Laura- why?
Christi- Jack thought it would be funny to water monster me but he decieded not too after i almost died.
Laura- what a jerk!
Christi- but its ok i seduced him into some sloppy seconds and water monstered that asshole myself

by pinkdinosteez September 4, 2009

sprinkle monster

a sprinkle monster is an individual who injects an acid (lsd)-like substance into the childrens candy, formally known as sprinkles, typically used to add color, and festivity to ice cream. once the drug is injected into the sprinkles, the "sprinkle monster" will then run into the middle of a room, particularly a college class room, and throw the sprinkles in the air for everyone to enjoy.

Corrine : God I can't wait to see Parker today. He's the best sprinkle monster I have.

by Ew that guy smells like Poo April 25, 2011

stuff monster

description for someone who has an extraordinary amount of clutter around their house; a pack-rat; hoarder; junk monkey

"There were so many piles of magazines and boxes everywhere in his apartment I couldn't find a place to sit down, the dude's a real stuff monster."

by mudhen July 28, 2004

Logness monster

A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.

Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"

by dj nemesis September 21, 2013

Ganja Monster

Person who smokes weed often.

"Hey Fred, look at that Ganja Monster!"

"Holy shit duuuude."

by YoYoHamas April 15, 2010