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Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train
Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load
by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025
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Metric fuck load

Exactly 27351 kilos more that an metric fuck ton usually delivered by HD trucks or rail cart.
Boss: “Boy use this (f(x) = x - 27351) to calculate the amount of waste we produce to lower the amount of metric fuck loads we need to order”
by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025
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GTA loading screen

Named after the game "Grand Theft Auto", the slang term "GTA loading screen" refers to websites like time.is/Surabaya that constantly shows advertisings for women's underwear when your parents walk in — but only shows restrained types (and amounts) of advertisings whilst your parents are sleeping or busy with activities like gardening.
I was just trying to check the time on my phone, but when my parents walked in, I got hit with a total GTA loading screen, bombarded by ads for women's underwear like it was some kind of prank!
by Emotional Cruiser November 4, 2025
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PTL (Pass the Load)

The act of sucking off a guy and immediately turning to another guy and begin kissing him while having the first guy’s load in your mouth.
At the gay orgy Alex enjoyed PTL (Pass the Load) by sucking off Brendan and passed it on to Jason with a creamy kiss.
by asscandi December 8, 2025
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Alien Load

Gizmo was known around these parts for shooting alien loads in bbw’s
by FudgeJock December 22, 2025
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underly-loaded

Describing a bad, irritating, or unnecessarily stressful situation caused by the actions, presence, or incompetence of one or more people, likely results in a negative reaction whether by the person, or circumstances but could have been prevented had there been better judgement applied.
“Man this is underly-loaded!” “She’s underly-loaded, her mom promised to do her hair but welshed, and now she has to go to school tomorrow looking ridiculous!”
by Leroy Perkins January 4, 2026
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