Perhaps the greatest player that has ever graced the world of football. It’s a well known fact that the sport was actually invented in 1994 when the beautiful bastard was born.
Bruno Fernandes: Why can’t we win the derby?
Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!
Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!
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