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Johnny Depplings

Johnny Depplings is a Youtube channel started by secret operatives of the 🅱️ambridge 🅱️ougars as a way to distribute propaganda against the power of Fergie's "A Little Party Never Killed Nobody"
Hey did you see the new Johnny Depplings video on Youtube? It's Grrrrrreat!
by Cougie's Funhouse October 17, 2019
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a johnny

person 1: im bored, wanna have a shag?
person 2: i would but i dont have a johnny
person 1: its alright, i have one in my wallet
by skettyelf November 23, 2021
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Fuckin Johnny

An expression used when that dumbass Johnny does some stupid shit again.
Fuckin Johnny pooped in the microwave again
by Hairymenacingfoot January 3, 2022
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Johnny Spillane

A burnout athlete at a sub-professional or non-mainstream sport that lives in the past. Such athletes will usually stick to their hometown to hang onto their local fame that shrinks exponentially each day from their self-perceived historic career. Name recognition is almost nonexistant outside of their hometown as they were barely relevant during their peak for a sport that 99.999999999999999% of the world doesn't follow.
Oh Clint? Yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, the guy threw a touchdown pass once in a playoff game in middle school. He still offers autographs at the King Scoopers to the bag boys.

Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.
by Eric Frenzel July 17, 2022
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Johnny Goat

Distant cousin of the “Billy Goat”. Johnny Goats are extremely agile creatures and use their front hooves exceptionally well. Native to the streets of Youngstown, Ohio. Diet primarily consists of poultry
The Johnny Goat was arrested for TUI, trotting under the influence.
by Friend of the GOAT 🐐 March 24, 2021
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Johnny jumper

Johnny jumper-(noun) 1. A man who enjoys the company of various and sometimes multiple pregnant women.
"Ken is such a Johnny jumper that he should take a pregnancy test. "
by Longfellow travers March 6, 2019
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Slippery Johnny

A Slippery Johnyy is the act of a sexual partner filling their mouth with your urine and then proceeding to give you a blow job. Once you have blown your load, the extra liquid injection causes an explosion of flavor to burst from their mouth.
Person 1: I heard you hooked up with Tiffany, I heard she was a freak!

Person 2: She really is, she is so freaky, she gave me a Slippery Johnny.
by Greg fipher December 31, 2023
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