similar to fuck off, but can be said in public places or around a younger audience. Also, must be done with a jacking off hand motion followed by a throwing motion, as if to throw the cum at the person you're telling to jizz off
by idon'thaveanythingclevertoput July 18, 2009

by Guy92 March 25, 2010

by Sherfo June 19, 2009

A hamburger with only mayo. Whenever one bites into a jizz burger the grease and mayo unite to form a jizz like substance.
by stupidpseudo September 26, 2009

Jeffrey: This PvP gear is "insta jizz"
Adam: When I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"
Noah: That Muffin was "Insta Jizz"
Adam: When I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"
Noah: That Muffin was "Insta Jizz"
by cloudrunner66 April 29, 2011

A man who loves to throw care packages to kill his friends. Is often a man who crys during sex, and apologizes to the biker gang when their finished with him
by Bantasaur October 18, 2011

a soup containing blended strawberries and cut up strawberries with some sugar, usually served in lunch meals at schools
by 190 Loads November 22, 2011
