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jizz off

similar to fuck off, but can be said in public places or around a younger audience. Also, must be done with a jacking off hand motion followed by a throwing motion, as if to throw the cum at the person you're telling to jizz off
-Your ass looks fat

-Jizz off, asshole
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Jizz sock

When you jizz in your condom after having sex
Girl: what's that?
guy: it's my jizz sock, sock waste : cum
by Guy92 March 25, 2010
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Jizz Kissed

To Get Kissed By A Girl After She Gives Oral Sex To Another man and swallows his cum.
Yo Dude U just Got Jizz Kissed.
by Sherfo June 19, 2009
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Jizz Burger

A hamburger with only mayo. Whenever one bites into a jizz burger the grease and mayo unite to form a jizz like substance.
"what did you get to eat?" - dude1
"a big juicy jizz burger!" - dude2
by stupidpseudo September 26, 2009
mugGet the Jizz Burgermug.

insta jizz

When something is amazing, you call it insta jizz
Jeffrey: This PvP gear is "insta jizz"
Adam: When I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"

Noah: That Muffin was "Insta Jizz"
by cloudrunner66 April 29, 2011
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Jizz-Man

A man who loves to throw care packages to kill his friends. Is often a man who crys during sex, and apologizes to the biker gang when their finished with him
"dude you got your ass kicked!"

"well at least my ass wasnt as torn up as the Jizz-Man!"
by Bantasaur October 18, 2011
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Jizz Soup

a soup containing blended strawberries and cut up strawberries with some sugar, usually served in lunch meals at schools
Man, that Jizz Soup today at school was the best!
by 190 Loads November 22, 2011
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