by Jane mindy November 7, 2020
Get the jesse janemug. Flu-like symptoms.
A person who hugs somebody and they immediately show flu-like symptoms.
The person who always makes everybody sick.
A person who hugs somebody and they immediately show flu-like symptoms.
The person who always makes everybody sick.
"I saw Jesse and now I have flu-like symptoms"
"I have flu-like symptoms, so now I have Jesse"
"Is Jesse around? I have the flu"
"I have flu-like symptoms, so now I have Jesse"
"Is Jesse around? I have the flu"
by Dinomus.Prime April 12, 2022
Get the Jessemug. A very large woman, who considers her self a BBW however looks and smells just like a creature from the swamp. A woman who doesn't keep up with person hygiene, and could definitely shave, and washer her cooch and what she considers her fupa. 10/10 chance she was in a high school drama club, so she thinks she can sing (lord help us). 10/10 chance she will have a vest friend Dakota/Cody/Koda. Probably hangs out at local bar where she hopes to take the lives of young drunk transgender men and anorexic blondes named probably named Ashley/ diamond/ Andrea. Will spike your drink. Cannot fight her own battles so she likes to involve her friends or her father. Will tell you she's suicidal if you threaten to leave her. Best way to avoid this woman is to run far, far away.
She told me her name was Jess but she looks more like a BIG JESS.
Did you see BIG JESS at karaoke night? I thought she was drunk but it just turns out she can't sing.
BIG JESS is telling everyone I'm her boyfriend, man she's crazy.
Did you see BIG JESS at karaoke night? I thought she was drunk but it just turns out she can't sing.
BIG JESS is telling everyone I'm her boyfriend, man she's crazy.
by Oops 🤠July 28, 2020
Get the Big Jessmug. A trashy blonde chick from central Jersey with no morals, and will suck u off for a Klondike bar because the cumdumpster she lives behind still has rent.
by Ben Dover 1010-0 November 8, 2018
Get the Jessmug. by Colton’s mom February 9, 2021
Get the Jesse Baxtermug. The best person alive. He is the nicest person you ever met and very sensitive, he will answer his phone right away, isn’t very smart but will always be there for you before himself
by Big nugga May 26, 2021
Get the Jessemug. Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay
Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
by jesseandeva November 6, 2020
Get the Jesse and Evamug.