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Large Iron

A Large Iron is often found wandering round in claret and blue attire, looking and acting like a large Cockney.

Is often found raucously singing 'I'm forever blowing bubbles', telling people how West Ham won the 1966 World Cup and generally being an obnoxious sumbitch.

Often Large Irons will claim to support other clubs, notably Liverpool in their youth, and will always wear 'Mark Noble' shirts under their casual attire.

Extreme examples are found in the Lincoln area of the UK - possibly as far north as Manchester. Originates in the East End of London.
Chairman - 'See that von Tizzle, he be one Large Iron sumbitch'

Buzzard: 'Fo' Shizzle my Nizzle.'
by Chairman Money June 27, 2010
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Ironic

When you need to be somewhere for dinner and you literally got taken there for lunch that same day. And you usually never go at all!
it's ironic I got taken here earlier today and now I'm paying to come back!
by SammmyS July 27, 2017
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MUAHLONNBE DOUBJraG iron fist ๐Ÿ‘Š

A war fighting Bemmimgfilm. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
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iron lady

A mature woman who goes to the gym just to lift weights. Never sets foot on a treadmill and wouldnโ€™t be seen alive in a group exercise class. She does not carry water bottles for a douchebag gym bro. She has noticeable upper body definition.
Hey bro check out the traps on that Iron Lady
by Honeybeelifting January 22, 2020
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Iron Maiden

THE most influential metal band of all time IMO. Albums like Their eponymous debut, Killers, The Number of The Beast, PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKING MIND, etc. ! They consistently pump out quality into your ears, they continue to innovate metal genre with 3 FUCKING GUITARISTS, they've solidified the metal genre as an artform, their latest album (Senjutsu) FUCKING SLAPS, They've inspired acts like Avenged Sevenfold, I COULD KEEP FUCKING GOING
(Guy 1) I just bought a new Iron Maiden album!

(Guy 2) Kickass!
by TotallyNotAnIronMaidenFan September 26, 2021
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Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.
Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron
by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011
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iron necklace

Similar to a pearl necklace, but rather a necklace of poo.
Zach insisted that Sara give him an iron necklace before going to bed.
by CancelTheSquad June 21, 2023
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