Hamster muffin

A popular video/picture of a muffin that looks like a hamster. Or is it a hamster that looks like a muffin?

Someone: is that a hamster?

Someone else: nah it’s a muffin

Me: it is a hamster muffin

by I luv dogs June 27, 2023

muffin water

femcum. that's it.

Person 1: hey want some of my muffin water?
Person 2: ...

by chi the knee June 12, 2021

puppy muffin

a fat walmart citizen, on the scooter with enough muffin top to serve all the street dogs

puppy muffin mama is coming to her puppy muffin baybay

by yodogspjs April 06, 2018

Skank Muffin

Muffin topped anal prolapse of a slut

My sister has skank muffin, it smells terrible

by Harambe's Revenge September 13, 2016

muffin hands

It's what it sounds like. It's muffins for hands. More importantly, it's the only choice when your other option is corduroy skin. Regenerative snacks all day, whats not to love?

Anyone: Would you rather have muffin hands or corduroy skin?

Intelligent Person: Muffin Hands

by muffinhands December 17, 2021

Stoop-Muffin

Pertaining to a theoretically mentally disabled girl, who is not actually diagnosed with a mental disorder, but acts like it, whom cannot for whatever reason obtain a license, and who might run into something oblivious while driving without a license. i.e. a garage.

That girl is such a stoop-muffin, I wonder what happened to her.

ME: Wow, did you see that car crash?
Person: No??
ME: Thats because she crashed into a garage... what a stoop-muffin..

by BaaaxerLips101 April 21, 2009

muffin day

n. Any day on which a delectable baked item or three elevates your mood.

.........................

What up bro? You was down. Now you up. You on the pipe again?

No man. It's a muffin day. Hear them squirrels sing?

You on the pipe again.

by gnostic3 February 06, 2019