muffin huffin

getting a lap dance.

I went to the vip room and was muffin huffin for 3 songs.

by joey cruton drebbie October 29, 2015

Warm Muffin

Someone extremely attractive

Look at how cute that warm muffin over there

by Warm Muffin April 14, 2015

Gruffin-Muffin

While Gruff is a hater or group of haters, a gruffin-muffin is a delightful post fight reward. Also known as hate sex, post fight coitus, or an angry lay.

His favourite way to make up after a fight is to get some gruffin-muffin. /or/ The gruffin-muffin inevitably made them more cheersighted.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Funky muffin

A funky muffin is a muffin that's very colorful. For example, a wild berry muffin.

It also means someone that's very colorful/funky in personality and clothing taste.

"your mom made some funky muffins!"
Or
"Have you seen jacks outfit today? he's such a funky muffin"

by omo_chao June 15, 2023

Cock Muffin

Small dick with incredible width that results in a huge tip of a dick that forms a cock muffin.

Hey baby do you think this should be in a bakery . referring to his cock muffin

by cuntcrusher6914inchstud September 29, 2017

Little Muffin

She is a annoying person In BadBoyHalo discord. she claims herself to be a Muffin. She has many dads and mums which supports her most of the time. She is "Kind" to the people she likes and believes everyone deserves a chance.

French:I eat Muffins for breakfast.

Loliblob:I think Little Muffin is a trap.

by Muffino June 1, 2019

stress muffin

When you are so stressed that you curl yourself into a ball and cry a little bit.

I should be studying for that test but I'm a stress muffin

by stripezandsparklez February 5, 2017