boat scene from willy wonka

the scariest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

oh my god dude the boat scene from willy wonka is more terrifying than skydiving how did that make it into a kids movie

by modemcat September 21, 2022

Park your boat in turtle bay

The art of sticking your penis in the arse of a female.

Guy 1: Did you pull last night?
Guy 2: Yes mate, she was filth!
Guy 1: Did she let you park your boat in turtle bay?
Guy 2: I didn't give her a choice!

by Rob Philpot April 17, 2013

Whatever keeps your boat afloat.

The cooler way of saying "what floats your boat"

-Dude I'm going to win the poke war
-No your not

- YES I AM
-aight "Whatever keeps your boat afloat."

by lauren.fyeahhh March 20, 2012

tickle your fancy floating boat

A euphemism for something naughty that one would do to another person.

I want to tickle your fancy floating boat.

I can't wait to get those girls home, and tickle their fancy floating boats.

by ARMWKL August 24, 2010

take the man in the boat to tuna town

see Man in the boat

by Nardone December 22, 2002

Shrimp Boat Captain A La Mode

A man ejaculates into a persons asshole then before sucking the jizzout with a straw he adds a scoop of ice cream at the top of the ass crack that will slowly melt down towards the asshole.

Wanna try the Shrimp Boat Captain a la mode? Trust me and bring some ice cream.

by Dum Dum’s and Am&m’s October 01, 2019

Parking the skin boat in tuna town

The love between a man and a woman, in other words: Porking.

I was with your sister last night, and i parked my skin boat in her tuna town.

by Dan January 22, 2004